Translation please

Posted by danleone on June 8th, 2008 filed in Baby Goats, funny

My Almost 11 year old son just came up to me and said:

Dad, I will throw mithril darts to trap rabbits to increase my summoning level so I can summon Kebbits to be able to draw out Abbyssyel Demons to train my slayer and get 1.2 mill GP Abbyssyel whips.

I then went blink…blink, blink. I had him slow down and help me with the spelling as I typed it into a post.

What do I do with this?

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11 Responses to “Translation please”

  1. lilacspecs Says:
    June 8th, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    …I have no idea, but ask him, cause I wanna play!

    lilacspecs’s last blog post..Come as You Are

  2. sophie Says:
    June 8th, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    Well, I know it’s not Sonic or Pokemon, because I don’t recognize the gibberish as the same kind that flows from the mouths of my almost 10 year old daughters. I try to just ask questions, like, “And what exactly is the advantage of having a slayer trained by an Abbyssyel Demons?” I don’t usually understand the answers either, but at least it is an attempt at conversation in their language.

    sophie’s last blog post..Questions and pictures

  3. meleah rebeccah Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    ha ha ha that is complete video speak

    meleah rebeccah’s last blog post..My Last Blog Post

  4. Meg Says:
    June 10th, 2008 at 6:49 am

    You ask “what do I do with this”?
    Learn to play computer games…..I did and have been richly rewarded (insert tongue into cheek here)ever since. There is nothing more socially redeeming than blasting those dang Skerrits or whatever you choice of villian may be!!

  5. Ruprecht Says:
    June 10th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Hmmmmmm …. therapy??

  6. Huckdoll Says:
    June 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Sounds like the jibberish that comes out of our office when Baby Daddy is playing World of Warcraft. I’ve learned to tune it out now.

    Huckdoll’s last blog post..It’s Not the Destination, It’s the Journey

  7. Deb (Missives From Suburbia) Says:
    June 10th, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    You say, “COOL!” which is what I say when my husband is blathering on about Battlestar Galactica or the latest James Bond video game or whatever… his job… you know, stuff like that. Okay, maybe not his job.

    Deb (Missives From Suburbia)’s last blog post..The Pimp, The Ho, and the Beef Combo Burrito

  8. ender Says:
    June 11th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    i believe this is what you were looking for:
    http://www.runescape.com/

  9. Christine Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Yeah, I’m no help. My son (just ten today!) speaks that same language, or maybe it isn’t the same one. It’s all Greek to me.

    Actually, now that I think of it, I understand Greek better than whatever that video game language is.

    Christine’s last blog post..Black Coffee in Bed

  10. Miss Riss Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    Your son and my son should talk. I give my 13 year old wide-eyed blinky blinks glares often when he’s talking to me about various games, card collections, anime’ — stuff.

    Miss Riss’s last blog post..Not a dry ice in the house…

  11. Rebecca of Sunnybrook Says:
    August 17th, 2008 at 9:24 am

    You create an account and play with him.

    Rebecca of Sunnybrook’s last blog post..Sunday Morning Musings

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