A conversation that will NEVER happen again!

Posted by danleone on March 2nd, 2008 filed in funny, parenting

Daddy: How was your day at school, Coco (my 4 year old daughter; aka Coca Cola, CooCoo for Cocoa Puffs, Cocarena Nicoco, Coconut, Satana)?

Coco: Samuel kissed me.

Daddy: What?!

Coco: He kissed me on the lips.

Daddy: What?!

Coco:  He’s my boyfriend.

Daddy: What?!

Coco: We are going to get married.

Daddy: What?!

Coco: He kissed my lunch box and I kissed his.

Daddy: What?!

I am on my way to Samuel’s house so I can punch him in the neck. Film at 11.

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11 Responses to “A conversation that will NEVER happen again!”

  1. Deb (Missives From Suburbia) Says:
    March 2nd, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Do you need bail?

  2. terri Says:
    March 2nd, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    Now is probably not the time to remind you that your daughter is going to be a teenager someday, is it?

  3. Anne Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 11:38 am

    OMG this is too funny!! You remind me of my husband and his rants when we discuss our daughter’s future. LOL
    Anne
    http://moretolifethankids.blogspot.com/

  4. Kristina Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    LOL….tomorrow she’ll be tired of him and dump him.

    I love that she kissed his lunch box!!

  5. Gina K Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    When she says lunch box…she “is” talking about a lunch box right?

  6. Lyssa Ireland Thomas Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 1:30 am

    Good luck with that, Dan. See you in the insane asylum or jail in the next ten years. Unless, of course, you keep her chained to the radiator like you mentioned before.

  7. Meg Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 6:59 am

    And so it begins. With eyes like hers and that little smile, you had better start priming the shot gun now. It’ll save you the trouble of trying to do it in a hurry when she’s a tad older (like 2 months.)

  8. Mr Lady Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    Punch him in the neck? i am dying laughing over here.

    My son, at 5, got taught how to kiss like *this* (sticks tongue out) by the girl at school who’s mom was, literally, a crack wh#$e.

  9. meleah rebeccah Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    i will drive the ‘get away’ car

  10. Beth Says:
    March 6th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    How adorably sweet! :-) )

  11. Jodi Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 7:41 am

    LMAO! Umm Dan…hate to be the person with bad news…it will happen again…Jer has the same thoughts….4 boys one girl…I feel for her…

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