Riddle for the day…..

Posted by danleone on February 12th, 2008 filed in funny

I don’t care what anyone says, but it is 2:30 in the morning and I am laughing out loudly right now because I just woke up thinking of this joke.

Q: What do you get when someone is diagnosed with both ADD and dyslexia?

A: A DAD!

Funny or not…do I own this one? I have this sneaky suspicion that I will be taking this one down before the end of the night.

Question for BoMR (Both of My Readers): What was the last thing that woke you from a deep sleep?

Lilacspecs Says:
February 12th, 2008 at 3:17 am
Can’t say I’ve heard that one before…
terri Says:
February 12th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I think you own it!

To answer your question…. CATS.
Avery Says:
February 12th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I have crazy dreams that sometimes become nightmares. And every so often, one will wake me up in a cold sweat, and I’ll have trouble falling back asleep. But it doesn’t happen too often. I’m usually blissfully unaware of my dreams.

I like your joke! Can’t say I’ve ever heard it before. Congratulations!
sophie Says:
February 12th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Yep, that works! I never heard it before either.

Like Terri, cats. Mine are yowling because they were supposed to get fixed yesterday, but instead got expensive liver tests due to bad labwork. Yay.
meleah rebeccah Says:
February 13th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I love it!
Around The Funny Farm Says:
February 14th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I had a conversation about not being able to remember a dream in years and years… and that night I had the most amazing dream, in full color… and I woke up.

Beth
Deb (Missives From Suburbia) Says:
February 15th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
My kid. Pretty much every night.
ender Says:
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:12 am
lmfao … i like that one

what wakes me up in the night? the freaking cats. sometimes the dogs.

and once, it was my sister calling to tell me my nephew had FINALLY freaking arrived!! WOOHOO!

Cafe Leone