From the mouths of the Baby Goats

Posted by danleone on December 28th, 2007 filed in Baby Goats, funny

…or how to tell a joke like a 4 year old.

After telling my daughter her favorite Knock Knock joke for the billionth time:

Knock knock
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow
An interrupting c…..
MOOOOOOOOO!

…my daughter decided to share some of her own with me. Here is just a representative, and completely true, sample of what she said:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey cookie
Honey cookie, who?
HONEY!
(now fall down laughing…she did)

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eyeball
Eyeball who?
Eyeball will you put yourself in your ear and then eat it after you are done putting it in your ear?
(now fall down laughing…she did)

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I been.
I been who?
I been working on the railroad all the livelong pizza…
(it was supposed to be Ivan. It was supposed to be “day” and not pizza. Now fall on the floor laughing…she did)

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Puppy
Puppy who?
Puppy, will you be Santa because you are going inside my eye. I been working on the railroad…
(now fall down laughing…she did)

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Skeleton
Skeleton who?
Skeleton, will you pull down your pants please so we can see your butt crack?
(now fall down laughing…she did)

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
OK, knock knock, will you pull down your underwear on your oranges?
(combining different knock knock jokes into one is her specialty..now fall down laughing…she did)

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pajamas
Pajamas who?
Pajamas, will you pull down your underwear so we can see your butt crack?
(now fall down laughing…she did)

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf! Will you take off your presents please and pull down your underwear so we can see your freaky underwear?
(now fall down laughing…she did)

This went on with variations on a theme. But essentially, they all included her looking around the kitchen, finding an object, making a knock knock joke about it in her head and then throwing the words butt crack into the punchline. Good times!

7 Responses to “From the mouths of the Baby Goats”

Lyssa Ireland Thomas Says:
December 28th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
I’m with your 4-year-old – anything with buttcrack in it has me falling down laughing! Of course, after the 1,000th time it gets a little laborious.

I hear Carrot Top started his career this way.
Meg Says:
December 28th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Here’s one to traumatize them at Easter.
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Ether. Ether who? Ether Bunny
KK Who’s there?
Nother. Nother Who? Nother ether bunny.
KK. Who’s there?
Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep – run all over the ether bunnies.
KK Who’s there?
Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry- all the ether bunnies will be back next year.

The only knock knock joke I can remember = only because it’s sooooooo bad!!
Avery Says:
December 28th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Now, see, for my son the phrase is “poopy diaper”, or any variation on that theme. Especially if babies are wearing them. Just say the words “babies wear poopy diapers” and he’s on the floor in hysterics.

I think our kids would get along great!
Deb Says:
December 28th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
I’m 34 years older than she is, and I still find butt crack hilarious. My 17-month-old already laughs at his own farts. I think he’s headed down your daughter’s path.
bmgmom Says:
December 28th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
tee-hee.
Oh, that first one is actually one of my kids’ favorites! They do a variation of it that goes like this:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interupting mad cow.
Interrupting mad c… AAAAGGGGHHHH

Well, it was big hit when all that mad cow stuff was all over the news…

Oh, and BTW, the winter reading challenge is happy to include guys, so…hope to see you there!!
Ivy Says:
December 29th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
My kids can continue that theme for hours. It gets to the point of outlawing knock knock jokes for awhile..
terri Says:
December 30th, 2007 at 10:49 am
I am falling down laughing at your daughter’s fascination with butt-cracks. I am 41 and still have a fascination with butt-crack jokes.