Seek and ye shall find…
Posted by danleone on December 26th, 2007 filed in atheism
I sought, but I can assure you that I did not find Jesus.
He was nowhere to be found….I felt that I was ripped off! But I have been told that is how this whole religion thing works. You need to believe without seeing, feel without thinking, look without touching, seek without looking, right brain without left brain, submit without question, ask without begging …Or some variation of the above. Then and only then, Truth, with a capital T, will reveal itself unto me.
In the meantime, I still haven’t found Jesus.
(Of course, I am playing around and not trying to offend. Just revealing my own ignorance….again! My devoutly Christian wife and I took the kids to see this display in my hometown and thought it was funny that Jesus wasn’t in the manger. The point here is that he wasn’t born yet as Christmas was two days away. I didn’t realize that someone sneaks in around midnight and drops off the albino Jesus with his plasticized goodness for all to see on his “real” birthday)
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December 26th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Ahh… the magic of Christmas.
December 26th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Jackass. ;o)
December 26th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Have you tried looking behind the couch?
December 26th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Too funny. Of course my dog carried the Jesus from my nativity around for the most of the holiday season (and I let him) so I shouldn’t really comment.
December 26th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Stop LOOKING for Jesus!
December 26th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
I never saw a Baby Jesus who wasn’t abducted at some point.
December 26th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
The big trick in a friend’s family is to swap out the bulb in the baby Jesus with a blinking one–drove his mother crazy!
December 26th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
I was given a chocolate-covered baby Jesus for Christmas by a very irreverent friend of mine who knew it would offend some very religious members of my family. Strangely enough, no one was offended – chocolate Jesus was much too tasty!
December 27th, 2007 at 10:45 am
LOL….swear I was in Seattle the whole time. I did not steal the baby Jesus.
December 27th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
You should see what he does while he’s waiting to go in the manger. He’s a Wild Child, that Jesus.
http://annenahm.com/?cat=23
Merry Christmas!