I quit!

Posted by danleone on December 19th, 2007 filed in funny, parenting

Christmas Card Attempt – FINAL

This was the best picture of the bunch!

Rule 1: Don’t have kids!

Rule 2: If you ever find yourself thinking that YOUR kids will be different than everyone else’s, then refer to Rule 1.

Rule 3: If you have to have kids, then don’t have 3!

Rule 4: If you have to have kids, then DON’T have a 10 year old!

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12 Responses to “I quit!”

  1. t'other Dan Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    NOW YOU TELL ME!

  2. Avery Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 5:19 pm

    One word–Photoshop.

    Although those photos are awfully precious! I think you got a couple winners in the bunch.

  3. Ryan Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 7:12 pm

    Thanks for the warning! I will follow rule #1 for as long as I can unless my wife threatens to leave. . . then I may consider breaking it. . . maybe . . .

  4. Prudence Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    Awww, but the photo looks so cute! I’m sure it will make anyone who receives it as a Christmas card happy :-)

  5. Ivy Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 8:21 pm

    My soon to be 7 year old is the character of the bunch..Out of 4 someone was bound to be..

  6. Lyssa Ireland Thomas Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    Rule 1: Hire someone to take the Christmas pictures. The kids will ALWAYS behave better for someone else. For sanity’s sake, it is money well spent.

    Rule 2: I like your kind of picture better because it show’s the kids’ personalities. If you don’t, refer to Rule 1.

    Rule 3: Be grateful you came to your senses after kid 3.

    Rule 4: You were once 10, so I’m pretty sure you earned your 10 year old. Sorry about the “moment of truth.”

  7. terri Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 9:11 am

    Ah, but their adorableness supercedes any of those rules.

  8. Mr Lady Says:
    December 23rd, 2007 at 2:13 am

    Um, That Picture ROCKS. A lot.

  9. Deb (Missives From Suburbia) Says:
    December 23rd, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    Ummm… that big kid of yours looks just like you, and based on all the stories I’ve heard (from you, btw), he is simply a miniature version of you. It sucks when they turn out just like you, doesn’t it?

    You and the missus do make some pretty kids, though. It’s a shame you stopped at three.

  10. ender Says:
    December 23rd, 2007 at 7:16 pm

    lmfao … i love the one where the younger boy is going all gangsta on ya. lmfao

    hey, i’d much rather have the shots with personality than the white picket fence anyway. :)

  11. meleah rebeccah Says:
    December 23rd, 2007 at 9:43 pm

    I am crippled by the adorableness of this photo.

  12. melissa Says:
    December 23rd, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    that photo is adorable…yet, somehow…a form of birth control ;)

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