Happy Birthday…You don’t look a day over a billion!

Posted by danleone on December 7th, 2007 filed in funny

If you were born March 20 1976, you will be celebrating your billionth second alive on this planet today!

Because I have way too much time on my hands, I was playing around on this website all morning and have been utterly fixated on figuring out that stupid fact and sharing it with both of you.

Just plug in your birthday and get depressed as the seconds tick away! I have to run now as I just spent 327 seconds writing this post.

Question for Both of My Readers (BoMR): When was the last time you were painfully reminded that you are getting older and realized there is not a lot you can do about it?

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8 Responses to “Happy Birthday…You don’t look a day over a billion!”

  1. .paisley Says:

    every freaking time i look in the mirror… it sucks…

  2. Deb Says:

    The last time? When you sent me to that depressing web site.

  3. Chuck Says:

    My apologies if some of the words are wrong…

    You run and you run to catch up with the sun but it’s sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

    – Pink Floyd

  4. Lyssa Ireland Thomas Says:

    Last Thursday, when my son lost his first tooth. It’s the beginning of the end.

  5. meleah rebeccah Says:

    Im getting older…every damn day.. but, Im going with it. No use fighting it off.

  6. ender Says:

    my favourite time was whilst i was still in high school. i went back to the junior high i’d attended just a couple years before … to visit a favourite teacher … and the two li’l 7th grade boys who’d been talking and cussin’ up a storm suddenly got quiet and used words like darn and shoot. i felt SO OLD. lol

    my other fav time is when someone said they were gonna go play “old school” role playing games … i was thinking old skool ROLL playing games … with dice and such. nope, he just meant zelda instead of FF7 … *sigh*

  7. Mr Lady Says:

    Were YOU born on March 20, 1976? I was born on March 20, 1975. How many seconds old am I?

  8. Mr Lady Says:

    Just answered my own 2nd question. First one still stands.

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