World’s Dumbest Invention
Originally uploaded by danleone.
I was so proud of myself when I lost weight that I went to The Gap yesterday to buy myself a few new pairs of jeans. I found these on the clearance rack and was doubly happy that I got a good deal.
So take a pair of brand new button-flys and then throw 2 liters of water into my bladder and you can see that this is a recipe for disaster. I must have spent 5 minutes trying to unbutton myself. Luckily disaster was avoided…but barely. Now, I have been walking around with only two buttons buttoned….just in case!
On a side note: Check out those gorilla-knuckles!