Her name is TEA LEONI and not LEONE!

Posted by danleone on July 15th, 2007 filed in funny

I want to make this clear to all those who stumbled upon my site by accident: I do not have ANY images of Tea Leoni’s nipples on my website! I am dreadfully sorry. What is interesting is that if you type some version of “Tea Leone” into Google, somewhere near the bottom of the 50 billion results you are served, you sometimes find cafeleone.net. You have to EXTREMELY DESPERATE to wade through that many search results to come upon my site. My name is Leone; hers is Leoni. I would not argue much against your taste in women, except that to me it feels a little too incestuous so I will leave it alone. But whatever trips your trigger.

[PS: I completely understand that I now placed myself higher on the results page for having the phrase "Tea Leoni's Nipples" in this post, but it is kind of fun to see how pathetic people can be. Now, IF they were looking for Charlie Sheen's Nipple Shots, I keep those in a password protected part of my site.]


Question for BoMR: What strange searches have people done to land on your site?


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10 Responses to “Her name is TEA LEONI and not LEONE!”

  1. People in the Sun Says:
    July 15th, 2007 at 5:19 pm

    Fair enough. But just know that the only reason I’ve been coming here is so you’d fix me up with your sister Tea.

    So you’re not related? Charlie Sheen is related to Emilio Esteves.

    You know if you put Tea Leone Cafe in a search you come up first (you come up fifth with Tea Leoni Cafe)? I followed that with another search with my name, as a souvenir.

  2. danleone Says:
    July 15th, 2007 at 5:39 pm

    Thanks PiTs!

    Leone and Leoni are translations for “Lion” in Italian. Perhaps we are distantly related!

    Of course, if I search for “People in the Sun” I get the very cool Edward Hopper painting. But you are only a few down the list and are much cooler.

  3. People in the Sun Says:
    July 15th, 2007 at 11:20 pm

    I was first for a while but when I got my own domain I lost it all and that Hopper bastard moved ahead. I’ll get him one day.

  4. Loz Says:
    July 15th, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    Very funny Dan and I’ve followed your lead and posted on Sunrays about some of the searches that have lead to my site :)

  5. Laurie Joyce Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 4:44 am

    PS I’ve just awarded you a Thinking Blogger award over at Midlife. Hope you don’t mind :) And if I’ve already done it before which I have an inkling I may have, then put the bloody logo up so I don’t do it again :)

  6. Great Dane Addict Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    OMG some of the searches that have lead people to my site, have me wondering what is wrong with the world.

    Like this one…

    “Sex with Great Dane”

    ICK.

  7. Jodi Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    Ummm I think this is a family blog……

  8. sophie Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    Yeah, I got a couple that involved sexual acts and family members in the same phrase. I’ve tried to lay off the f* bomb since then.

  9. danleone Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    Hey Loz…Thank you so much! I am honored. As I always say, I’m a Thinker, not a Fighter.

    I have the Schmooze Award that I need to address too…so you are in queue.

    Hey GDA: I don’t care how great people from Denmark are, I can’t imagine searching for that! LOL!

    Hey Jodi: Most of my family don’t know I even have a blog, so IF it is a family blog, it is not MY family.

    Hey Sophie: Time to make yours a G-Rated Blog…Like mine used to be!

  10. Great Dane Addict Says:
    July 18th, 2007 at 10:44 pm

    Well Danes aren’t from Denmark anyway. They’re from Germany. I know. Makes no sense.

    :)

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