I want to make this clear to all those who stumbled upon my site by accident: I do not have ANY images of Tea Leoni’s nipples on my website! I am dreadfully sorry. What is interesting is that if you type some version of “Tea Leone” into Google, somewhere near the bottom of the 50 billion results you are served, you sometimes find cafeleone.net. You have to EXTREMELY DESPERATE to wade through that many search results to come upon my site. My name is Leone; hers is Leoni. I would not argue much against your taste in women, except that to me it feels a little too incestuous so I will leave it alone. But whatever trips your trigger.
[PS: I completely understand that I now placed myself higher on the results page for having the phrase "Tea Leoni's Nipples" in this post, but it is kind of fun to see how pathetic people can be. Now, IF they were looking for Charlie Sheen's Nipple Shots, I keep those in a password protected part of my site.]
Question for BoMR: What strange searches have people done to land on your site?
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