I’m A Hypocrit…and You?

I call myself a runner and yet I can only run 2 miles without wheezing. I call myself a vegetarian though I eat meat. I call myself an atheist though I question the morality of abortion. I call myself a bleeding-heart liberal though I think all politicans are whores by definition. I call myself a rationalist though most decisions are made with my heart. I call myself a writer and am afraid to sit down to write a word. I call myself smart because I know how stupid I am. I call myself a parent though I am usually a child. I hate the overuse of the pronoun “I” in blogs and every sentence in this post begins with it.

Question to anyone reading: Do you live the life you have painted in your head?